Some of the best noises
1 - Alec Baldwin saying anything...as long as it's just above a whisper.
2 - Mila Kunis saying anything...as long as she is naked.
3 - Ice hitting the sides of your glass...assuming your glass is filled with an alcoholic beverage.
4 - A fat man trying for an entire minute to get up from a leather couch.
5 - Someone with dress shoes walking across a wooden floor.
6 - That dinosaur in Jurassic Park. The one that kills Newman. That noise it makes.
Some of the best noises to make me salivate
I guess that would be #2 and #3
Some of the best noises to make me erect
Ironically...I think it's all 6
Some of the best noises to make me laugh
#1, #4 and #6
Some of the best noises to teach someone why they should not become a fat ass
#2, #4 and #6
Some of the WORST noises to hear when you're all alone and it's dark
#5 and #6
The best noise to hear when YOU are naked
Aw who am I kidding...let's throw in #1 as well. (That Baldwin Whisper is deadly!)