Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Some Of The Best Noises

Some of the best noises

1 - Alec Baldwin saying anything...as long as it's just above a whisper.

2 - Mila Kunis saying anything...as long as she is naked.

3 - Ice hitting the sides of your glass...assuming your glass is filled with an alcoholic beverage.

4 - A fat man trying for an entire minute to get up from a leather couch.

5 - Someone with dress shoes walking across a wooden floor.

6 - That dinosaur in Jurassic Park. The one that kills Newman. That noise it makes.

Some of the best noises to make me salivate

I guess that would be #2 and #3

Some of the best noises to make me erect

Ironically...I think it's all 6

Some of the best noises to make me laugh

#1, #4 and #6

Some of the best noises to teach someone why they should not become a fat ass

#2, #4 and #6

Some of the WORST noises to hear when you're all alone and it's dark

#5 and #6

The best noise to hear when YOU are naked

#2

Aw who am I kidding...let's throw in #1 as well. (That Baldwin Whisper is deadly!)



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