Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Is That A Banana In Your Pants?

Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Wait, you put bananas in your pants when you're happy?

Wait, you're a monkey and your actions have absolutely no meaning?

Wait, are those the bananas I bought today for the Smoothees I was going to make?

Wait, are those my pants?!

Wait, is your monkey erection pressed up against the bananas or my pants cause I need to know what to throw out!

Wait, is the zoo this pissed I want to return something to them? It's been less than 30 days and I'm not satisfied!

Wait, you're not supposed to take animals home from the zoo?!

Wait, they took my brother as collateral?! My older brother who I've known my whole life and have looked up to but has always brushed me off as nothing and made fun of me and teased and harassed me and even once locked me inside the trunk of a car and if I don't return the monkey they're keeping him.....

.....No monkey, that is not a banana in my pants. I'm just happy to see you.

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