Wednesday, May 29, 2013

How To Get More Followers On Twitter

You want to know how to get more followers on Twitter? It's simple.


People think it has to do with the content of what you tweet. How often you tweet. The @'s. The hash tags. Nope. It's none of those things.


It has to do with your picture.


Think about it. People are judgmental. Superficial. They want to follow someone who is visually pleasing. Their pupils and cerebrums need some tandem boners. Give them what they want.


First off no one wants to follow someone who looks mad.




Quit the mean muggin! No one's ever followed a frowning man anywhere, except maybe into war...either way. Lighten up!





There we go! They'll love your sweet, smiling, oddly-misplaced-Brooklyn-accent-in-a-Chicago-neighborhood face!


Another approach that is a crowd favorite. Show some skin!





Remember...follows only work when you go skin deep. Don't ever go any deeper. No one wants to see any bone.





Yuck. Know your limits.


OK, lastly...look at this stooge.





He's going nowhere! When have you ever wanted to follow someone who's going nowhere? You want to follow someone is headed somewhere. Generally, if someone is headed in another direction, you can follow them. So...the final tip is...





...show em your ass. It gives the illusion of you walking away. People will always follow someone who's walking away. That's how physics works.


Choose whichever approach you want.  They're all winners.

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