Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Top 10 Most Uttered Phrases To Me In March 2013

Ever feel like you're just hearing everyone around you say the same things over and over? Sometimes it's not just your imagination. Sometimes you're right. I counted all the most common phrases uttered to me during the entire month of March. I compiled them together and am now able to present to you...

THE TOP 10 MOST UTTERED PHRASES TO ME IN MARCH 2013
And yes...this is exactly how they were spoken to me.

10- Did you want that sweetened? 31 Times

9- Got plans for St. Patty's Day? 35 Times

8- Have a nice day! 52 Times

7- You're so funny and talented and just a sexual piece of passion. Also, just in case you have forgotten, my name is Mila Kunis. 62 Times

(That's twice a day guys...)


6- What's up? 78 Times

5- Just get an iPhone. 89 Times

4- I guess that IS 8 inches. 93 Times

3- How did you sprain your wrist? 100 Fucking Times!

2- Hello. 117 Times

And finally...

1- Hey! That's my beer! 120 Times

Yes, I very rarely pay attention to my own beer.

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