Friday, September 14, 2012

No One Ever Wants To Game-STOP

No one ever wants to Game-STOP.

People want to Game-Keep-Going-Until-All-Their-Extra-Lives-Are-Gone-All-Their-Bullets-Have-Been-Fired-All-Their-A-Bombs-Thrown-All-Their-Red-Shells-Have-Been-Shot-Til-They've-Been-Shrunken-Down-To-Baby-Size-Til-Their-Health-Bar-Is-Red-Til-Their-Jet-Dog-Is-Too-Tired-Til-Their-Special-Is-Gone-Til-Their-Head's-Been-Uppercutted-Off-Til-They've-Skated-To-The-End-Til-They've-Saved-The-Princess-Til-They've-Caught-Them-All-Trained-Them-All-Took-Pictures-Of-Them-All-Til-The-Sun-Is-Rising-Til-They-Can't-Help-But-Yawn-Til-Their-Blue-Shirt-Has-Turned-Orange-Due-To-Cheetoh-Dust-And-Cheezit-Crumbs-Til-Their-Mom-Is-Yelling-At-Them-From-The-Top-Of-The-Basement-Stairs-Saying-They-Have-To-Shower-And-Get-Ready-For-Their-Job-At-GameStop.

Oh.

I guess this is just for people who work at GameStop. I suppose other mere mortals have the ability to stop.

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