Sunday, October 23, 2011

Pumpkin Spice Latte

The following blog post was basically a result of being too many characters to fit in a single tweet and too few words to be my next great Non-Fiction Novel.

Here’s a tip for you if you want to experience awesomeness. Go to a Starbuck’s and get a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

Or...

Melt a warm pumpkin pie fresh from the oven down to liquid and drink the concoction while Mila Kunis simultaneously gives you genital pleasures. Same thing.

Or...


Melt Mila Kunis down to a liquid and drink the concoction while The Great Pumpkin from Charlie Brown gives you genital pleasures.

Wait. No. Don’t do the last one. I think that’s Murder/Beastiality. The other suggestions were just Awesome/Awesome. Much better suggestions. And the first one is most easily accomplished.

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