Sunday, August 14, 2011

The Top 10 Worst Things To Say About Your Friend's Ugly Baby

Your friend is unaware that he/she has an ugly baby. You are quite aware, but not telling him/her. These are the top 10 things you could say that would blow your cover.

Starting with...

10 - Does it have to be around when I’m eating?

9 - How different do you think it will look when it grows up?

8 - Did this thing need more time in the oven? Maybe it came out too soon.

7 - So, are you hoping it’s like a genius or something?

6 - (For a baby girl) How young is too young for make up?

5 - Did you make absolutely sure it wasn’t a hospital mix up?

4 - Do you get offended when people say it looks just like you?

3 - (To the mom) You were really alcohol free the entire nine months?

2 - Did you guys ever discuss just getting a dog?

And finally...

1 - I made it a baby hat. It’s a ski mask.

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