Wednesday, July 6, 2011

The Top 10 Worst Times To Sneeze

THE TOP 10 WORST TIMES TO SNEEZE


10 - While the dentist is flossing your teeth

9 - As you’re realizing the salad bar really doesn’t have a sneeze guard

8 - As you’re asleep in the bed and I’m sliding a chopstick up your nostril (Sorry Doug!)

7 - While you’re drinking Campbell’s Soup In Hand.....naked

6 - As you’ve pulled the ski mask down and demanded all the money in the register


5 - While siphoning gas

4 - As you and your girl/boyfriend are realizing your limbs are completely tangled in this new “position” you’re trying

3 - As you’re holding your newborn baby for the first time and giving him/her butterfly kisses

2 - While you’re figuring out if it’s a fart or a poop that you’re holding in

And finally.........

1 - While the gag’s in your mouth

2 comments:

  1. bahahahah How about as you're going down on your girlfriend for the first time? Maybe that's number 11.

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  2. ironically enough that was number 11 on my list i made. it just didn't make the cut because i already had some sexual ones.
    in addition what also didn't make the cut was "as you are checking to see if your friend's got a bat in the cave."

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