Monday, July 11, 2011

The Top 10 Worst Things To Say To Your Server While Dining At An Indian Restaurant

THE TOP 10 WORST THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR SERVER WHILE DINING AT AN INDIAN RESTAURANT

10 - Were you guys pissed when you found out the name of the movie was “Cowboys And Aliens”?

9 - I don’t think I want the Lamb Korma. I hear Korma’s a bitch.

8 - Is it called a hot dog or a slum dog here? I don’t see it on the menu anywhere.

7 - Is it called naan because of it’s non flavor?

6 - Is that a religious mark or a pimple?


5 - Man, there’s like a billion people here. Do you guys ever feel overcrowded?

4 - What is that smell? Are we sitting next to the kitchen or the bathroom?

3 - You should probably change your sign outside. I think you guys meant, Native American food.

2 - I guess you all don’t have to worry about your jobs being outsourced.....being waiters! Not because your Indian!

And finally.....

1 - Where’s the steak menu?

If you’re trying to get your food pooped in, try any combination of the above lines. They should work like a charm.

2 comments:

  1. We'll place that at number 11.
    Just got invited to dinner at an Indian restaurant like an hour ago! What are the odds? I might try some of these out...
    ~I'm in the mood for poop~

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