THE TOP 10 WORST THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR SERVER WHILE DINING AT AN INDIAN RESTAURANT
10 - Were you guys pissed when you found out the name of the movie was “Cowboys And Aliens”?
9 - I don’t think I want the Lamb Korma. I hear Korma’s a bitch.
8 - Is it called a hot dog or a slum dog here? I don’t see it on the menu anywhere.
7 - Is it called naan because of it’s non flavor?
6 - Is that a religious mark or a pimple?
5 - Man, there’s like a billion people here. Do you guys ever feel overcrowded?
4 - What is that smell? Are we sitting next to the kitchen or the bathroom?
3 - You should probably change your sign outside. I think you guys meant, Native American food.
2 - I guess you all don’t have to worry about your jobs being outsourced.....being waiters! Not because your Indian!
1 - Where’s the steak menu?
If you’re trying to get your food pooped in, try any combination of the above lines. They should work like a charm.