America! You got some splainin’ to do! Seriously, I’m still befuddled by your fatness. As of recently, that hasn’t even been your worst quality though. It’s been your level of intelligence. I think it’s getting lower and lower. Or maybe you are just breeding more and more stupid people. And I’ll tell you, I can deal with the stupid people, as long as it’s a normal amount. By normal amount I mean there should be one smart person for each dumb person. Give the country a nice even balance. And that’s just what the dumb people do. Give balance. I’m no genius, but in school, you all bump me up to Middle-Of-The-Road student. That helps me and I thank you all for that. But if there’s too many of you then I get bumped up too high. Think of a scenario where I’m the smartest person in class. I have trouble reading a compass and still don’t understand inflation. You don’t want me to be the smartest anything. A country headed by multiple me’s being the smartest around, will crash and burn!
Once again, I am not trying to say I’m super intelligent. I’m actually saying almost the opposite. I’m saying I don’t want to appear to be super intelligent. But you all are making that pretty hard for me. America, you got to smarten up! At least half of you. Restore the balance of things. We don’t need this many stupid people. And we don’t want this many stupid people, especially if they’re going to be serving us food or selling us chairs. A stupid person handling money is even worse. I’m not trying to be demanding but someone needs to take a stand. Like I said, you do not want me to be the smartest anything. So, it’s time to cut the crap and pick up a book. And stop giving me so many things to take pictures of! My phone is almost out of room!